upsidedownfoot

/ˌəpˌsī(d) ˈdoun fo͝ot/

adjective, verb

Hi there! I needed a new logo, and i hired these guys. Life’s been upsidedownfoot ever since.

…or something like this:

If you want your business to be upsidedownfooting, call these guys.

Now open for projects. We will pay YOU to build a website for you.